Breaking News--Diebold announces the winner of the 08 Presidential election ... early!

clipped from www.youtube.com Election 08 McCain Obama Clinton surprised-You will be too Breaking News--Diebold announces the winner of the 08 Presidential election eight months early! Hillary says she will, "keep running until 2012." McCain went off muttering something about incontinence or inter continental ballistic missals, at this point, we're not sure. Barack was quoted as saying, "It's cool Brother, we waged an internet campaign from the beginning. It just goes to show you what the New Generation's computer knowledge is capable of. In fac, we just emptied the Bush Family off shore bank account and we are headed to the streets of America to pass out money as we speak. Peace Out." Obama  Clinton  McCain  Hillary  Barack  John  election  08  dibolt  commentary  analysis  gotcha!  news